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horses in the back

When someone, usually a dumb ass cowboy wannabe, sings about owning a horse in a horse carriage. The song is very annoying and fucking shit yet millennials think it's comparable to TOTO's Africa, Disgusting.
by Pussy-Groomer July 28, 2019
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Honest Man

Someone who is very honest and never lies. About anything. Ever.
Ben: Did you hear Geraint talking about what he did to that girl Rachel in that Premier Inn.
George: I thought he said it was a Travelodge, and her name was Emily.
Ben: He's such an honest man.
by ThatMysteriousGuy January 21, 2020
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Horses

The creation of horses can be traced to 2019 when lil nas x used the demon gods to make the horse a form of society to ride on
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Honse

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lodged horseshoe

Someone who has a run of luck is said to have a "horseshoe lodged" deep within the nether regions. Usually after a long string of beating improbable odds and reaping the benifits of their luck.
Brett Murray just gave me another bad beat, he had a two-outer! I swear that he has a lodged horseshoe tonight.
by Timmah17 April 20, 2006
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Spanking Horses

A synonym regarding the point at where someone is taking the piss or piss-taking about something. IOW, taking the mick.
Mr Suly, don't you think that Sir Xavier is spanking horses when it comes to how long he takes using the squat rack.

What? Did she cheat on you? Na, that's spanking horses man.
by Spanking Horses September 6, 2019
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Do YoU HoNeStLy ThInK YoUr FuNnY

DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOUR FUNNY!!!
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOUR FUNNY WITH CURRY IN MY BUTT HOLE!!!
by Lucashi69 May 27, 2019
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