hoagland indiana

Middle of nowhere town in northeastern Indiana. People who grew up here and manage to leave this town are the lucky few.

There is nothing good in Hoagland Indiana except for Duck's Pizza Pub and the drunks that are housed therein.

by NickyKirksGirk June 3, 2017

HOMA

A. Hop off my ass
B. Hop outta my ass

parent/guardian: you need to eat healthier and clean your room!

Kid: chill, HOMA

by apocalypseyesterday August 10, 2017

hamagenous

When someone is attracted to an elephant’s pus and giraffe blowjobs

Nick: “Dude I think that guy is hamagenous”
Jack:”I think you’re right”

by Thatonelozer November 13, 2017

hoemag

A person that does whatever it takes to get what they want! Someone who doesn't care who they fuck over!!!

Chrissy is a fucking Hoemag and deserves to die...

by Lilcumslut69 January 16, 2018

Hoagie

A hogie is a Southern speciality where a man lubricates the inner fat folds of a voluptuous woman (the more obese, the better) with his choice of oily condiment (e.g. butter, mayonnaise, anchovy oil) and the he proceeds to vigorously wank off using her greased fat/skin folds as sexual friction.

Hickory Brisket, a well known Coora Lite enthusiast and lover of Frito pies, performed a hoagie on Ms. Sally Lou Harietta at the Alabama State Fair behind the Walmart.

by Hickory Brisket February 17, 2018

Hoagbarth

The act of gently placing 8 AA batteries and a juul inside of a goats rectal cavity whilst shitting out the 4 C batteries amd juul you placed in yourself the wednesday before.

“Goddamn it Bobby are you trying to Hoagbarth Ladybird again!”

“I left Hoagbarthing behind ever since that one day the raccoon got stuck in the copier...”

“Get the fuck away from my dog you homeless scrub, go Hoagbarth someone elses pet! And this isnt even a goat! Bitch!”

by Fizwamperrl August 15, 2018

hoaggied

when you have a hoagie shoved up your ass

i hoaggied my husband so hard last nightr

by kale3004 September 15, 2018