hefty smelly clog

A cheap shoe with a thick platform, worn as a part of a school uniform. They can be sold for thousands of pounds.

Someone stole my hefty smelly clog, I hope they don't put it on vinted!

by Mae Dreams December 22, 2025

[Hood Heffer]

1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.

Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"

by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007

Honky Heffer

It is a woman that is mainly on your back burner and gives you troubles

Dude last night that honky heffer was great!

by Jack Monfog November 29, 2009

jordan heffern

Smart, beautiful and nice is how u described a Jordan Heffern. She is insicure at times but she is perfect. She is super athletic and lovable. Gets all the guys. Amazing at soccer, hockey and running.

Dude your date last night was a total Jordan Heffern
Your daughter is such a Jordan Heffern

by Evadely November 1, 2013

jaylen heffernan

the most attractive man to walk the earth. amazing personality and could make you laugh even if you’re mad. anyone would be lucky to have a jaylen but not my jaylen cause he’s already mine. did i forget great in bed ?

jaylen heffernan and jaelyn are the cutest of them all

by Jaelyn Tillman June 30, 2018

Kevin Heffernan

A big hot man who can slam and welcome to Japan. He often steals the ladies hearts, but he always gives them back. Kevin stands at 4'7 and is addicted to steroids. If you meet Kevin heffernan he will try to induct you into a insurance scam. He is just a straight up cool guy B)

You see that guy? What a Kevin heffernan

by Mint Milano March 19, 2019

Thomas Heffner

A fine ass person

Thomas Heffner-fine,athletic,funny, and intelligent.

by her💗 November 22, 2021