Muff Hands

The act of using something furry to cover your hands for warmth, usually resulting in your fingers losing their dexterity for everyday uses.

Can also be used when trying to steal someone elses warmth by squeezing your hands into their gloves while they are still wearing them.

I can't believe I left my muff hands at home today, its freezing outside.

C'mon over here and give me some of that muff hands action!

I can't unock my iPhone with these muff hands!

by Miss Muff Hands November 22, 2011

April 18 National hold hands day

April 18, On April 18 it’s nation hold hands day, single or not if someone wants to hold your hand you have to let them.

I’m going to hold your hand on April 18 national hold hands day

by Jsksk April 17, 2019

phelps hands

A craze, if not fetish, among the fans of Harry Potter franchise star's James and Oliver Phelps. It developes most often when you look past their beautiful faces, and see their well-kept, muscular, large hands.

"I totally get what you were saying about Phelps Hands now."
"Yeah, they definitely cause lady boners."

"I saw a tumblr all about Phelps Hands yesterday. It caused an ovary explosion deep inside me."
"Me too, girl, me too."

by PhelpsHandphetish August 20, 2011

Winnipeg Handshake

Smashing a beer bottle on the ground and jabbing it toward someone with a hand shaking motion.

I lipped this guy off so he jumped out of the back of his car and greeted me with a Winnipeg Handshake.

by Lingus April 5, 2006

shaking hands with the unemployed

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Shaking hands with the Pope.

It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.

Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.

by Griz April 18, 2004

office hands

some one who has soft hands for doing office work & little or no hard labor

he has office hands from his job. he has soft office hands.

by Just Put Italian May 2, 2010