by El Scroto August 29, 2003
Get the pan-handle mug.A game where one person drops a duece in a bag, then you and your friends proceed to walk nonchalantly down a street with the bag of shit, taking little pieces out at a time and smearing it under peoples car door handles. Even though you may never see the persons expression, thinking about it is rewarding enough. Best if done at night.
by Mark Sev May 17, 2006
Get the handle the shit mug.A guardian responsible for escorting a retarded child or adult in public. Highly alert and well trained, these individuals can sense when their "client" is ready to change from sweet and calm to loud and destructive. Sometimes seen armed with a chair and a whip as tools for establishing control, particularly with emotional downies.
by Mike P Kelly February 25, 2007
Get the handler mug.when a female grasps onto a males pubic hairs while giving oral sex, thus forming the shape of a set of handlebars
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hell yeah, she started handlebaring me when i whipped my dick out
hell yeah, she started handlebaring me when i whipped my dick out
by yeahdudeimawesome August 26, 2009
Get the handlebar mug.by cousincletus December 22, 2008
Get the Handle mug.The insetion of your thumb, right or left, into the fart box of a female sexual partner while grabing the ass flap, right or left, and commencing to punish with your man pole until ejaculation. Usually followed by a donkey punch.
that bitch was climbing the wall and whaling all loud and shit when i gave her the ass handle so i had to knock her out cold with a donkey punch
by DeezNutzz July 29, 2008
Get the Ass Handle mug.when you stick the stem of a gourde or decorative pumpkin up a persons butthole and it sticks out hanging on like a broom handle stuck up your butt
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