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Camel Hammock

The unfortunate situation in which one is exhibiting a camel toe whilst their pants are riding up their back side.
Wow, her camel hammock is out in full force today!
by mangobandit June 3, 2011
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hamboni

A large human who consumes mass quantities of ham.
Martha is certainly a hamboni after scarfing down a 10lb ham this evening.
by Skinward October 14, 2016
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Hambone

Noun. Old cat. Usually one who thinks he's modern and hip, but is really whack old school clown. Tries to stay up on the latest hood slang and jargon but usually ends up landing on his rough end looking like a straight busta!
Peep this, Fam. Look at this substitute teacher we got?? Hambone got on orthopedic shoes and think we bout to do this work! Boy bye!
by Terry Bad Ice March 28, 2017
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Stuart Hamm

A fantastic bassist. Most famous for being Joe Satriani's live bassist and for recordind with Steve vai, it is less well known that he has a solo career of his own and has produced the best albums ever alongside Rush. His style is a mix of slap and pop with some mad tapping bits thrown in, although he is arguably most famous as a bassist for his cover of Beethovens "Moonlight Sonata".

He now has his own Fender signature bass, testament to his skill and contributions to music from the late 80's up until now.

Also, has worked on two Rush tribute albums, as well as doing trio work with GHS. His trademark melody, feel and control are ever-present, and he is regarded rightly as one of the best bassists ever.
"Lol, y00z R all fagz lol1!111!!, M1k3 D1rnt/Mark H0pp8s/F13ldy is teh best bassor eva!111!!"

"get with the program freak, check outsome Stuart hamm!
by Giles2112 April 10, 2005
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hambone

The classic class of male from the late 90's who still thinks that highlighting his hair, shaving his entire body, wearing polos and necklaces, or using excessive amounts of hair gel is still cool. They're often found in gyms. Sometimes they can be used as a footstool after 5 PM. They are often "dude wasted", and give bro-grabs to other hambones.

Hambones become "s-bones" after picking up an STD, not limited, but usually including, mouf herps.
The hambone lost in an obedience contest with a Golden Retriever, which involved difficult commands such as 'sit', 'stay', and 'talk'.
by jjusaaaack February 10, 2009
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hamma

an object of great power; weapon of mass destruction that no newb can handle
gonna be dropping that HAMMA on your ass!!!
by slipnotovk December 9, 2008
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banana hammock

a sexual position involving two men and one woman. The men, standing up, position themselves at opposite ends of the woman. The woman lays either on her back or stomach meanwhile the men shove their erect penises, one in the mouth one in the anus or vagina. The men's erections prop the woman in mid-air. Thus making, a banana hammock.

Other versions can involve three women and two strap-ons or three men or three she-males.
Tool A: Bro, wanna run a train on your mom tonight?

Tool B: Nah dude, let's just put her in a banana hammock, she looks rather tired.
by poorfellow June 7, 2009
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