banana hammer

When the owner, moderator, or administrator of a place must ban someone. Instead of saying ban they formed the bananana hammer from raging on their keyboards.

Imagine someone was griefing on a minecraft server, then the moderators would "banana hammer him". If griefing was against the rules in so said server.

Joh:SuperCoolked99, You were griefing!
Gunney: Banana him!
LowLife: No! let me banana him!
Domz: Banana him!!! LOLOL
SuperCoolked99: No please! Not the banana hammer! I won't do it again!
Joh: HERE COMES THE BANANA HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMER!!
-Joh has banana hammer'd SuperCoolKed99-

by Johs Minecraft November 23, 2011

beer hammer

the errection you get after several drinks (before brewers droop kicks in). Basically a super hard on, the alcohol in your system numbs the nerves in your dick so you last much longer then usual - much to your lady's pleasure.

she: god damn you dont usually stay this long!
he: that'll be the seven pints of stella! beer hammer baby! now get me a keebab.

by tofu gigolo December 13, 2006

Electric Hammer

When you touch someone or something with your erect penis and it releases static electricity.

I accidentally gave my spouse the electric hammer and now I can only pleasure them after rubbing my stocking feet against a carpeted floor.

by Sharkshooter February 4, 2016

Jerk hammer

An asshole who keeps pounding you with useless bullshit. The type of person that is a pest. Societies ingrown toe nail. The idiot you meet at work, on the bus, in line at the supermarket who decides that you need to know everything about them even when you have no desire to.

"That jerk hammer would not shut the fuck up! I didn't even know him and that jerk hammer kept yapping about his sick mother and his noisy neighbors."

by Billy LaPierre December 25, 2006

chuukese hammer

When a man of Micronesian descent slaps his penis on a woman's head or face.

If you really want to degrade a woman, nut and then hit her with the Chuukese Hammer.

by UnicornTamer December 28, 2016

Velvet Hammer

The Velvet Hammer is a women leader or professor who can manage with grace and eloquence and still get things done. She is very tough on her underlings, but fair and brilliant. She is also very beautiful and probably will save/rule the world one day.

Oh man, did you see the requirements for that final paper she has us doing?? That woman is the Velvet Hammer!

by Janey D August 7, 2009

c-hammer

abbreviated form of "cunt hammer"; a woman whose bitchiness transcends all other definable bounds.

Cersei Lannister is a Grade A c-hammer.

by Clyde Daniels January 20, 2013