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hosd

Head of school day; the day when the headmaster cancels school
Jack: yo are you gonna do work
Adrian: nah b, it’s hosd tomorrow
by YoyoyoitsyamanstoyotA January 30, 2018
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Hoskeratti

A group of New Zealand right-wing pundits who are paid to complain on every media channel via thinly disguised "opinion" pieces.

Named after their spiritual leader Mike Hoskings, an antipodean Sean Hannity.
I see the Hoskeratti are all about climate change denial this week.
by Reginald McWangermax September 24, 2019
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Hostophobia

Some guy named kumar claims it’s when you don’t wanna host a online game. This isn’t a word and there’s no such thing.
I have hostophobia I can’t be leader. Someone else host.
by XF3ARED November 22, 2019
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hostor

Hostor means

(1) a king who leads the group of people,

(2) a man who host and runs a certain programs with his handover,
(3) a man who provide technical stuff.
Hello hostor !
by King hostor December 15, 2019
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Hosaam

An Arabic origin name which usually means sword. A person who holds this name is often off high importance such as being a political or military leader and is feared but respected. He’s known to be just, loving and very trustworthy.

He values morals, friendships and relationships. He’s one off a kind and not to he messed with. His Beauty is a blessing and many girls secretly admire him.
“Hosaam is coming, how happy we are!”
“Hosaam is so sexy i wish I could have him”
“ he’s the best leader we have had, he values our morals culture and everything
“ Hosaam is the best friend you could ever have”
by Maxwisyea1882 April 29, 2020
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Hose the cunt

A versatile expression, "hose the cunt" is used in three different ways:

1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.

Etymology:

Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.

To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. "Don't let your boss' overbearing nature get you down. Hose the cunt!"
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
by groundfound April 22, 2021
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Hosea Matthews

he's very skeptical about things and likes to help with the planning, he's also very kind and caring
omg he made me coffee???? that's a Hosea Matthews move right there
by WeAreNotCriminalsWeAreOutlaws November 20, 2021
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