An elderly person who has broken their hips, pelvis, or genitalia during the act of sexual intercourse.
Richard: "I became a hipster last night!"
by Higgly August 6, 2011
Get the Hipstermug. cruise control for comebacks.
When a person has no other argument, they do the fail-safe thing that can't really be argued, they call you a hipster. Well, now you have a comeback. Just say it's cruise control for comebacks and to quit being such a raging butthurt faggot about it. Works like a charm.
When a person has no other argument, they do the fail-safe thing that can't really be argued, they call you a hipster. Well, now you have a comeback. Just say it's cruise control for comebacks and to quit being such a raging butthurt faggot about it. Works like a charm.
by Modified Bear November 6, 2011
Get the Hipstermug. noun mens someone who think they are cooler than you most of the time they are not. they are made of 5% body fat. they live in soho the art district in new york city good thing chinatown and little italy so mafia an yakuzas can kill them. they also claim that they liked somthing before it was popular even if they dont like it. in plain english they are douches
by mau5nation May 21, 2011
Get the hipstermug. Hipster is a variant of scene where they are less elitest but tend to be more obnoxicious at the same time. They step away from the "rap" and "crunx" thing from scenes and go more twoards power-pop, techno, and/or electronica groups such as Metro Station or Mindless Self Indulgence. The clothing styles, to many people, look the same as scenesters. They claim to be non-conformest and free thinkers, and will trash any other group if they pose off of hipster at all, even though most of the groups came before hipsters. An average hipster may dress in the scene style to a point, have snakebites or some other facial piecering, a scene or emoish hairdo, and wear some clothing item that went out of fasion in the 70's or 80's. Not all locations have hipsters, however. It depends on what music genres reign suprime in that location.
by Kyle (CMK) March 5, 2009
Get the Hipstermug. The sweatervest wearing jackasses at concerts who dont dance and then shake their heads when you bump into them because they are better than you.
Often use the word "contrived".
Often use the word "contrived".
by Gogol Bordello kicks ass November 22, 2007
Get the hipstermug. by Hold on Taniqua!! October 25, 2011
Get the Hipstermug. One of the more striking attributes of most modern hipsters, is that while professing to be experts on music and art, they have no idea who the hell Lester Young was. The fact that "Prez" the tenor saxophonist who accomponied Billie Holiday through her last years was the original Hipster, completely escapes them. Lester would not care because he was a far sharper dresser than any of these skinny little white boys... and on top of that he understood the workings of actual intelligent music. God help them if you ask them who Eric Dolphy was.
(It should be noted that Dolphy was not so much a hipster, but he is a far more obscure and musically complicated Jazz musician from the early 60s. Lester's prime blowing took place in the 40s and 50s, the hight of real hip cats)
(It should be noted that Dolphy was not so much a hipster, but he is a far more obscure and musically complicated Jazz musician from the early 60s. Lester's prime blowing took place in the 40s and 50s, the hight of real hip cats)
hipster- if you want to hear somthing really wild listen to this...
julliard student- I'm sorry, they're just playing three chords on a synth and there's a squeeky mouthed girl cooing over it, I should really be practicing...
hipster- I guess you'll just never understand...
julliard student- I'm sorry, they're just playing three chords on a synth and there's a squeeky mouthed girl cooing over it, I should really be practicing...
hipster- I guess you'll just never understand...
by Jimbono January 12, 2008
Get the hipstermug.