Tard guard

A tard guard is a safety mechanism put in place to prevent people from doing something that anyone with normal intelligence wouldn't do anyway.

I was late for work because the tard guard on the garage door opener is broken. Everytime the door is nearly closed, it stops and opens again.

by butlerj January 11, 2018

Mate Guard

An insecure person characterized by his or her tendency to prevent their sexual parter from participating in sex acts with others.

Tom: Hey Bob, your girlfriend was a great fuck last night.
Bob: I'll kill you!
Tom: Don't be such a mate guard.

by assmurderer June 23, 2011

parent or guardian

PC term used mostly at school to prevent the kids whose biological parents do not have custody of them or kids of deceased parents from feeling lesser than "regular" kids.

Teacher: Have your parent or guardian sign this paper and bring it in tomorrow.

Kid: Man, I know my moms signed her rights over to my grandma, but y'all don't have to rub it in my face with this parent or GUARDIAN bullshit.

by Dd_NY November 11, 2009

air national guard

weekend worriors, part time soldiers.

"we defend our country on the weekend"

by psedonym February 25, 2005

Guardians of the Isle

very cool. they are better then the vomit raider of the isles. they also watch cool stuff and roti watch grass grow. GOTI stands for guardians of the isle.

has armenbadboy, oreomortality, wiggles. hyper is okay i guess. Guardians of the isle are usually nice, except for like 1 or 2 which are toxic noobs

by cooolk October 28, 2020

cattle guard

A self defense item to keep fat chicks from getting to you.

I used my "cattle guard" to pevent this fat bitch away from me.

by MrFreeman88 March 8, 2004

gooch-guard

Protective padding in specialist shorts to prevent gooch chaffage during extreme cycling and other activities.

- Dude, what's your damage?
- My gooch-ache is killing me!
- Get crucial, you totally need a gooch-guard.

by el Donito June 25, 2005