Grass Banana

Grass banana means corn, its long and yellow like a banana, but it's a grass!

Mom:"Did you pick up the corn for dinner?"
Son: "What the fuck is corn?"

Mom:"The yellow things hat have a green husk on them!"
Son:"Ohhhh, you mean Grass Banana!"

by Fata$$ August 28, 2017

Grassjuice

A kind of fucked up man who decides he enjoys lolicons and would also like to date a lolicon, even if he is say 17.

Kurtis: You know I may be 17, but that loli is looking thick.

Me: God, stop being a grassjuice.

by HawtBoiSeth May 25, 2018

Grass Daddy

Grass Daddy is a term used to describe a man with an unusual power over lawns. His lawn is always the best in the neighborhood and he spends rediculous time on the lawn.

My husband is such a grass daddy, he has mowed the lawn 3 times this week.

by Johnny Grassseed July 1, 2018

Grass Blading

Light sexual touch on the back of ones arm with the intent to give him a boner

OMG! I was just grass blading on PJ!

by paftdunk July 15, 2019

grassparty

A place where you come together with a a certain group of people to do drugs and eat cupcakes. Preferably on grass, around 10:30/11:00, AM or PM. It's something that'll stay with you for the rest if your life, in all the wrong ways.

"Yo, dude! You wanna have a grassparty at 11?"
"Bruh, I've got work today"
"No one cares, grassparties are the pinacle of life!"

by Chillie-lips November 3, 2021

grass

go touch it you absolute walnut

you: wanna go lie in the grass with me and think about love
me: yes

by your_psuedonym February 4, 2022

Grass grippers

Noun- A human with lower region limbs that claw at grass

"Oh my god"
"What?"
"LOOK AT THOSE MASSIVE GRASS GRIPPERS THAT PERSON HAS!"

by I eat your toes for breakfast July 20, 2022