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greek tag 

A traditional greek pastime. The objective is for people between the ages of 3- 43 to look at pictures of goats untill they grow an erection. The first one to grow an erection is "it" After growing an erection the person who is "it" must chase the others around the village untill their cumshot hits the opponent. The peson who is tagged must lick the cum off the other person and spit it into a lobsters asshole. Then they must cook the lobster and feed it to the local retard. The person tagged must have sex with the village retard until the retard has an orgasm or shits all over him.
It is important to stretch before a game of greek tag, wouldn't want to break my penis!
greek tag by Itchy Scratchy January 12, 2011

Greek Coffee Cup

When 30+ males defecate, urinate and ejaculate into a bathtub and then you bathe in it.
Me and the track team had a Greek coffee cup last night and now I feel so exfoliated.

Greek pantheon worship 

A form of paganism that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the ancient Greeks.

According to the people who are into this form of worship just because people no longer worship a god that does not mean he or she does not exist.
The style of worship is the same as that carried out by the ancient Greeks.

greek sandal

While wearing a leather sandal, you yell "THIS IS SPARTA" and push your foot into someone else's rectal cavity. Next, while pulling out, the sandal you are wearing gets left behind inside the victim.
Bob: Hey, why are you walking like that?
Nick: Adam gave me a greek sandal last night!
greek sandal by locohombre September 8, 2016

greek getaway 

When your significant other comes to your work and has sex with you.
My wife and I had a Greek getaway today. She came into work and have me a blow job.
greek getaway by Libbym82 August 7, 2016

Greek yogurt

Greek yogurt is cum flowing out of a man's asshole after gay sex.
Me and my lover both made greek yogurt after hot sex last night.
Greek yogurt by Opencrate1987 February 11, 2017