A freakishly sexy beast who is commonly referred to as the physical manifestation of Jesus, but black. He is completely pure, and in most cases meeting him results in the ultimate orgasm. However be careful as he is highly skilled at the art of sliding in DM's and stealing your girl.
Jimmy showing the new kid, Bob, around. Jimmy: Oh shit, look its Aaris Gordon! Bob:Who tf is that. Jimmy:You don't know Aaris Gordon?!?! Oh you better get ready for the best time of your life. As Aaris Gordonapproaches, Jimmy is drooling with anticipation, and Bob is just wiondering how great this guy could be. Aaris Gordon: Hey guys what's going on? Instantly Bob understood as both Jimmy and him began twitching uncontrollably, feeling the best orgasm of their lives. It was over as soon as it started, and Aaris Gordon had already slid in and stole both of their girls. It was a life changing experience for Bob.
by @yourface January 30, 2017
Get the aaris gordonmug. Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.
Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 16, 2022
Get the Gordon the Destroyer of Multiversesmug. Gordon freeman is the scientist you play as and kill the combine the aliens to become the half life
And find the half life
Because the half life is real
And find the half life
Because the half life is real
by Based Mango September 14, 2022
Get the Gordon Freemanmug. Cockney slang for Hash Brown; A popular edition to the typical English Breakfast dish.
Hash Brown is made from shredded, fried potatoes.
Hash Brown is made from shredded, fried potatoes.
by jansonyanson January 5, 2021
Get the A Gordon Brownmug. by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024
Get the Fuck you gordonmug. by Jbuckley May 19, 2023
Get the Gordonmug. Helps himself to his friends belongings believing everything is owed too him , selfish lad plays on his mental state also known as #thief , no shame at all
by GiddyGordon 99 August 16, 2025
Get the Giddy Gordonmug.