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Gooby

The blob that appears in the corner of one's eye every now and again...
"Dude you got a bit of a gooby going on there"
"Really? Cheers dude" *wipes*
by Siby September 21, 2005
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goon

Very cheap australian wine bought in a cardboard box. once contents have been emptied the goon bag can be blown up and used as a pillow, known as a gillow. Many phrases are associated with goon such as:
Mate I gooned it hard last night
thats some good ganter (banter while on goon)
youve got a serious case of the goons (your wasted on goon)
by jdizzlllllle December 9, 2008
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Members of the Something Awful Forums. They were named this after repeated verbal attacks on a website caused the owner to complain to Something Awful owner Lowtax about him and his "goons."

Goons have neckbeards, no real-life social skills, a tendency for whining about dumb superficial crap, and a knack for shutting down anyone who has anything worth making fun of. They're known for their sarcastic and elitist tendencies, though many on the internet find them hilarious.

Usually proud members of such Forums as GBS, BYOB, FYAD, or ADTRW, goons patrol the Awful Forums attempting to type funny jokes while their fingers slip off the keyboard due to Cheetos grease.

Goons spew overused catchphrases like "Do you have stairs in your house?" or "All your base are belong to us," though they are also responsible for founding and popularizing various internet memes, web sites, and trends.

There are many varieties of goon, depending on the particular forums they frequent at SA. GBS goons are often sarcastic and clever, while FYAD goons are elitist and abstract, BYOB goons are laid-back and random, CC goons are artistic and very critical, and ADTRW goons are anime-obsessed.
Goon1: That reminds me of a BYOB thread a few days ago.
Goon2: OMG ur a goon 2?
Goon1: Wow yeah do you have stairs in your base belong to us?

Goons: Why do I have to pay 10bux to get into these forums? If it costs me an entire week's allowance, than I don't want to be a goon.
by Vampt Vo September 15, 2007
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Gooby

Commonly used as a term of endearment for someone who is goofy, yet adorable. Most people use it as an intimate term, because its so cheesy if others hear, they might become uncomfortable.
Boy: "I love you, gooby!"
Girl: "I love you too!"

OR

Girl: "Jake, you're such a gooby head!"
Boy: "Nuh huh!"
by Gooby Queen April 17, 2014
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Goon O' Clock

The point of the day that the goon drinking must take place accompanied by the song undertakers thirst for revenge is unquenchable- Chiodos :)
someone: hey man im soo sick!
different someone: fuck you have to drowned your sickness :O and look at the time its Goon O' Clock!
by Mr. jenny mason November 24, 2009
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Goofy

The ultimate comeback to tell someone they're retarded
James: I like fortnite

Mike: bruh you're absolutely GOOFY
by Yeet my skeet May 1, 2019
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magic goon

Cheap wine mixed with soft drink, cordial or possibly juice.
The cheap wine waz too disgusting to get pissed from, so I added some lemonade and had me sum magic goon.
by Diego September 30, 2003
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