Tyler: “have you heard that Jessica golf-carting Sean tonight”
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”
by MacGuyver August 19, 2019
Get the golf-cartingmug. A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.
"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
by Gary23 October 22, 2022
Get the Turkey on a Golf Coursemug. One of the reasons the sandhills is a great place to live, since sandhills golf is more interesting than city mailbox sports, as long as the mailbox stays open while you're on the hole.
The closest mailbox will usually be a par 11 or higher, so you can play sandhills mailbox golf all day long if you're playing 18 holes.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
Get the Sandhills mailbox golfmug. A """sport""" where you wack balls with sticks and try to land them in holes with variation if geography of the course.
It' s normally played by old men who are too frail and weak to do anything, so they have a golf cart haul their fat asses around to the next hole.
It' s normally played by old men who are too frail and weak to do anything, so they have a golf cart haul their fat asses around to the next hole.
by Mr. Massive Cock February 6, 2020
Get the Golfmug. 
by Tiacs97 February 2, 2018
Get the golf mill fordmug. Fuck boy who owns a golf that's is always fucked. With out fail will get his friends to fix it when it breaks
by Fuck you finneran February 22, 2017
Get the Golf Sleezebagmug.