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golf-carting

Breaking up with someone, mostly without them seeing it coming
Tyler: “have you heard that Jessica golf-carting Sean tonight
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”
by MacGuyver August 19, 2019
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Turkey on a Golf Course

A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.
"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
by Gary23 October 22, 2022
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Sandhills mailbox golf

One of the reasons the sandhills is a great place to live, since sandhills golf is more interesting than city mailbox sports, as long as the mailbox stays open while you're on the hole.
The closest mailbox will usually be a par 11 or higher, so you can play sandhills mailbox golf all day long if you're playing 18 holes.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
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Golf

A """sport""" where you wack balls with sticks and try to land them in holes with variation if geography of the course.
It' s normally played by old men who are too frail and weak to do anything, so they have a golf cart haul their fat asses around to the next hole.
Guy 1: You wanna play golf?
Guy 2: What are you gay?
by Mr. Massive Cock February 6, 2020
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golf

a sport that goes for along time
it takes 9 hours to play golf
by piggy 12345 July 3, 2019
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golf mill ford

Where do you get your service? I get mine at Golf Mill Ford
by Tiacs97 February 2, 2018
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Golf Sleezebag

Fuck boy who owns a golf that's is always fucked. With out fail will get his friends to fix it when it breaks
Golf Sleezebag .Oil oi

Friends . Stfu
by Fuck you finneran February 22, 2017
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