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Geometry

An absolute waste of your fucking time in school. After you graduate collage or something, why the fuck would you need to know how to measure the Earth?

(Geo=Earth, Metry=measurement, therefore, Geo+Metry= Measurement of the Earth)

Just why the hell do you need to know this shit if you want to be Bill Gates somebody tell me that!
Bob: Ugh, I fucking hate school!
Me: Why? I like school! Only thing is that fucked up math homework every teacher likes to torture kids with! Especially Geometry! God I fucking hate geometry so God damn much!
Bob: Stop bragging about what any normal kid knows you dumbass.
by AffectedMind March 8, 2020
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German shower

When you connect the shower head to a supply of zyklon b and you tell a friend to take a shower
"dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"
by PussyAssMaster92 April 12, 2020
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German rush

When a man is getting ready to make sexual intercourse with a female partner but doesn't know there is a man having her doggie style under the covers and thinks the man's ass is the female and you can kind of guess what happens next.
Man last week was crazy I got caught in a german rush and it was upsetting.
by Joe420pothead November 18, 2020
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German Charizard

When you're having intercourse with a female and proceed to penetrate her with a long candle, light it on fire, and wait for the wax to drip.

Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.
Hey, you're into wax play, wanna try something new tonight?

Sure!

Okay, let's do the German Charizard
by Glazzingle January 22, 2021
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GERMAN BREAKFAST BURRITO

A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.
Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"

Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"
by capturethefag February 10, 2021
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German it up

what German people do: they German it up.
Girl 1: this guy I'm dating is German
Girl 2: wow, so you're really about to german it up
Girl 1: god, Gretchen, you're so weird
by Goldfish God March 26, 2021
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genomic surveillance

The scientific process by which the specific genetic coding of infectious agents are systematically evaluated in order to determine shifts in regional infectivity, percentage of disease relative to similar variants and identification novel gene sequences capable of antibody generated vaccine escape as targets for booster immunization.
Are you at all concerned about COVID variants causing a resurgent pandemic?
Are you kidding me? Ain't no virus causin' people sickness. I ain't skeert, no way.
What about genomic surveillance to help identify and track disease transmission?
They can do whatever they want with their own garden gnomes; leave mine out of it!
I see. Thank you very much for the interview Senator.
by YAWA April 20, 2021
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