get your shit together

Get your life in order, stop fucking around and get your head on straight.

Could also be to straighten or pack items that are askew.

Bob: "yo I failed the last 2 exams"
Phil: "you really gotta get your shit together"

by sixelanicolle February 3, 2015

Geidel

To fail at something. To try your hardest, but yet always suck. Named after the infamouse Tyler Geidel.

Yea, I totally geideled it. I'm the worst

by jameslegs February 23, 2011

getting shit done

The act of working efficiently, achieving set goals and being generally productive, while simultaneously looking as cool as a cucumber. See: Australianisms

Where is Jeff tonight?

He can't come, he's getting shit done.

by bigdog14 September 23, 2014

get canned

get fired, lose the job

If you continue to space out you are going to get canned.

by NoNick April 26, 2015

Genocider

When cider kills people. Often has something to do with shoes.

I am Genocider Syo! Someone tell me what the fuck a genocider is because I don't bloody know!

by hoepep January 2, 2017

geiter

Describes someone who needs a sugar daddy to survive.

BoyA- what's a geiter?
Boy2- never heard of a "geiter" before.

by Funnyyyy February 26, 2017

German Chili Dog

When a female is in a doggy-style position, warms a hot dog in her vagina, places a hot dog bun at the exit of her vagina, then squeezes the hot dog into the bun while excreting diarrhea simultaneously, which creates the "chili" on the hot dog. Eating it or feeding it to another is optional, yet preferable.

"Did you see Angie do a German Chili Dog at the party last night? She must have had a lot to drink!"

by Did you get that email I sent? January 22, 2019