grandpa guitar

An acoustic guitar. can also be used to refer to any acoustic instrument such as a lute or a mandolin. Skwisgaar & Toki from the show Metalocalypse use this word several times.

Bartender: You must play a song to put the troll back to sleep.

Skwisgaar: Hey, douche bag, how the hell we gonna play with no electricals? Think about it.

Bartender: Come with me.

Murderface: What are those wood things, chairs?

Bartender: They are acoustic instruments.

Toki: What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?

Skwisgaar: Grandpa's guitars. That's for pussies... and grandpa's. I think you know it.

me: i have a grandpa guitar.
my buddy: your a fucking pussy!

by gumballthechewy December 16, 2007

Guido's Elbow

Often occurs after a guido performs a massive amount of fist pumping for a prolonged period of time. Similar to tennis elbow; just much more jacked and tan. Side-effects of this ailment can include: Elbow soreness, swelling in the elbow, inability to effectively consume jaeger-bombs, and retards a guido's ability to partake in their ritualistic pumping of the fist.

Man 1: Why is that guido pumping his fist so awkwardly?
Man 2: He was at an all night rave and pumped his fist so hard he contracted guido's elbow.
Man 1: Wow that sucks. Fucking guidos...

by Doc Untouchable January 5, 2010

guidette

A female guido; characteristic for having an absurdely long Italian name, breast implants, and tight clothing. Prominent in New Jersey.

Marvin will do anything to hook up with a guidette.

by Princess August 27, 2003

guided by voices

Possibly the greatest rock band of all time.
One of the great lo-fi bands along with Pavement and Sebadoh, and like Pavement, moved on to hi-fi greatness with the production of several brilliant albums such as Isolation Drills. The ultimate GBV experience can be had by putting on the best album of the 90's, Bee Thousand.

Bob Pollard's voice wasn't so great, but it worked magnificently with the Guided By Voices sound!

by the fro October 10, 2005

Guinea Gangplank

Slang name for the Verrazano-Narrows bridge connecting Brooklyn with Staten Island. The name was coined by pre-bridge State Island residents who resented the large influx of people into their borough after the bridge was built. There was a large Italian-American influx from Brooklyn along with other nationalities as the island was built up after the bridge went into service back in 1964.

All these guinea gangplankers have ruined what used to be a nice peaceful island.

by blueMagoo March 23, 2009

Guitar Douchebag

Guitar Douchbag is the guy who goes to a party and pulls ALL the tail due to his guitar playing “skills.” So say some guy is there and being all charming and telling jokes and is the life of the party, then guitar douchebag comes in and sits down in the corner with his guitar and starts strumming a few notes, then goes into full on song with lyrics. You don’t even really need to know how to play well. You really only need to mix in like 3 chords, you can even make up the song on the spot. The panties will drop faster than the eye can see.

I was the life of the party, everyone was loving my jokes, then guitar douchebag came in and stole all the chicks right from under us.

by KFC Frank May 15, 2008

guitar solo

Instrumental solo (either composed or improvised) played on a guitar. Normally played over a middle eight or the chorus of a song.

Enjoying early popularity in 1920's blues and jazz music, the guitar solo was thrown into music legend in the 60's buy guitarist such as Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton.

Jimi plays a mean guitar solo

by jefah January 13, 2005