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gossip

Why do u even listen 2 that gossip!?!
by hockeyfam6610 January 6, 2008
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Grass Lives Matter

A newly-founded movement that states that we, as well as animals, are all plants. It is often regarded as a philosophy.

As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.

The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.
"Hey, did you hear of the Grass Lives Matter movement? Nothing like that Black Lives Matter bullshit! Hippies were right all along!"
by 🌲 Tree 🌲 December 5, 2016
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Would you date Tom?

Answer...."Hell no!! grossness!!
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Glossy taco

lemme pt that glossy taco on my nailz
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gossipmonger

n. A gossipmonger is one who is so addicted to learning new gossips that they are simply addicted to gossip.
"That girl is such a gossipmonger"

"gossipmongers are so annoying, is it really that important to hear the newest gossip?"
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glossy taco

A term used mainly by Canadian youtuber Cristine (simplynailogical) when referring to "clear top coat". Many of the people watching her channel have started adopting the term.

-Taco is an anagram for "coat", also used by Cristine in other terms such as: "holo taco"

-Glossy means "shiny". It adds a shine on the nail instead of take away from it like the opposite: "matte top coat". Matte top coats once dry, do not reflect the light thus destroying the holo (holographic) nail polishes that this particular youtuber loves)
1. I bought a new glossy taco because the one I had wasn't drying fast.

2. Add some glossy taco to seal in your design because we're putting nail vinyls next.
by Nemesis_of_Love July 18, 2017
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cock gloss

When a girl wearing lipstick sucks your cock and smears a coat of glossy goodness over your cum dribbling goat slinger.
Justin had to wash his cock in the morning because Jason's mom gave him cock gloss.
by justin and chris August 19, 2006
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