A superior cyclist that has fully converted to riding gravel bikes, usually with all the gravel-specific accoutrements. Typically considers themselves to be better than any other cyclist that ever existed or will exist, because "gravel bikes can go anywhere", which they express in passing smirks or no acknowledgement whatsoever to any other type of cyclist they may pass.
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