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Gravelista

A superior cyclist that has fully converted to riding gravel bikes, usually with all the gravel-specific accoutrements. Typically considers themselves to be better than any other cyclist that ever existed or will exist, because "gravel bikes can go anywhere", which they express in passing smirks or no acknowledgement whatsoever to any other type of cyclist they may pass.
“wow what a fucking douchebag, oh no, wait, it’s a gravelista”
by Turbo-Donkey July 18, 2021
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gravel monkey

geologists are gravel monkeys, because it is not a real science.
real scientist: i can't believe people pay these gravel monkeys to play with dirt
gravel monkeys: oooohh aahahaaoooh aahah *plays with dirt and gravel*
by GeologyIsNotScience December 14, 2021
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Gravel Patch

A patch of small stones for jumping on.
Look at that Gubby jumping in that gravel patch!
by Si.83 June 25, 2022
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on graveyard

by popdabuba90 July 30, 2007
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early grave

when someone annoys you to the point you think you are going to die earlier than you should
Oh god you're going to drive me into an early grave
by Boiiis July 29, 2017
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pussy grave

when a male hits his female partners vagina repeatedly until the vagina gets a bruse
"my wife got a pussy grave last night"
by TD-YV October 3, 2017
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penis grapes

penis grapes r so good n juice
by bitchhahha April 28, 2019
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