Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011

Gift shaking

During foreplay you rub on a guys pants to see what you are about to get is gift shaking like how you would with presents on Christmas Day.

We told Kasey that she should have done some gift shaking first so she would have saved herself from the disappointment.

by Berry white goo June 10, 2016

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

When you buy a new style Dr. Pepper and she accuses you of cheating with her mate

I was walking your friend home and this is how you treat me so Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

by Jermaine Burrell August 30, 2023

Gift

A hands on or physically giving some one a gift to someone

I gave my girl a little D as a gift

by Mrsweetness December 24, 2018

Treat something/someone like gifts from god

The loving of something or someone so much.

Not so sure about to Treat something/someone like gifts from god.

by chriscrabcreator August 3, 2023

Gift cards

Money but you can only spend it on fuckass woollen carpets from ‘Home Solutions’. Don’t be a retard, put money in the fucking card.

Person 1: What did you get me for my birthday?
Person 2: Some gift cards for woollen carpets
Person 1: Boy, fuck you! You smelly shit licking bastard! Just give me normal fucking money!

by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025

gift Milena day

gift Milena day is every day of the year. It exists because I need an excuse to buy her gifts so she doesn’t feel bad about me spending my money on her (totally valid) if you have a Milena in your life, buy her gifts every day because Milena’s are special.

Today is gift Milena day, I should go buy her something to celebrate her existence!

by vay2cool February 9, 2023