funky chicken

Uncontrollable spasmodic kicking & flailing of the limbs, whilst undergoing serious medical defect/alert (heart attack, seizures etc.)

Harold stumbled to the ground & started doing the funky chicken, before I realized he needed an ambulance.

by ScruffyBarlow May 5, 2016

Funky-Noop

The act of masturbating until completion in a public bathroom, or the bathroom of a friend.

Man, I've been dry for weeks, I'm gonna go funky-noop in your bathroom.

by Daddy Snail July 13, 2017

fuckyspoon

a spoon who lives in a dickhole and AKA grose spurn machine

oh give me my fuckyspoon bich

by wyyatass October 18, 2017

Funky skunky

A nickname for weed/pot

Hey did you smoke some of that funky skunky last night?

by Im high asf rn August 25, 2018

_fuckyou_

The Satan of iFunny. Total bitch. And a hoe. But she pretty.

JediMasterMaceWindu: God I hate _FuckYou_
FrankReynold: Eh she's ok

by _iSay10_ October 4, 2018

Fucky

Fucky is a person without the will to do anything. Like a person that sits on their chair all day playing fortnite, or someone that sleeps all the time.

Person 1: quit being a useless fucky and make u’r bed
Person 2: ugh!

by ‘_’ February 13, 2019

Funky Winker Bean

It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.

Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.

by MrMJaye2U February 24, 2019