a dick thats long and thick and taste like chili cheese, usually bc of people that stick their dick in chili cheese, most commonly black people or drunk ass mf
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A drug dealer is discussing his case with his lawyer. His lawyer finally asks him "how much are you willing to spend to fritz this?"
A wealthy, prominent member of the community has been arrested for DWI. Before his trial begins, his lawyer approaches a member of the State's Attorney's office and asks "how much donation money is required to fritz his?
"An attractive speeder has been pulled over by a law enforcement officer. As he's approaching the car, she unbuttons her blouse to show an excessive amount of cleavage. She then turns to the officer and asks him "what is it going to take to fritz this?"
A child's mother buys him an expensive bicycle, which he carelessly leaves in a playmate's driveway. The front wheel is accidently ran over and crushed by the friends teenage brother. The boy hides the bike in his garage until his Father returns home, he then asks his Dad "can you fritz this so Mom won't know about it?"
A wealthy, prominent member of the community has been arrested for DWI. Before his trial begins, his lawyer approaches a member of the State's Attorney's office and asks "how much donation money is required to fritz his?
"An attractive speeder has been pulled over by a law enforcement officer. As he's approaching the car, she unbuttons her blouse to show an excessive amount of cleavage. She then turns to the officer and asks him "what is it going to take to fritz this?"
A child's mother buys him an expensive bicycle, which he carelessly leaves in a playmate's driveway. The front wheel is accidently ran over and crushed by the friends teenage brother. The boy hides the bike in his garage until his Father returns home, he then asks his Dad "can you fritz this so Mom won't know about it?"
by Clemus October 3, 2010
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The fatality rate of this sport is a ratio of 0 to 3.
The ratio of getting your eye poked out is 5 to 1.
Usually the victim of said slam-dunking can sometimes suffer other abrasions of the skin.
USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING THIS SPORT!
Goggles recommended. You need not be in shape to participate. The more equipment you bring, the better.
The fatality rate of this sport is a ratio of 0 to 3.
The ratio of getting your eye poked out is 5 to 1.
Usually the victim of said slam-dunking can sometimes suffer other abrasions of the skin.
USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING THIS SPORT!
Goggles recommended. You need not be in shape to participate. The more equipment you bring, the better.
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