Total Rehash Live. The songs you hear on this show are the same fucking songs you hear being played EVERYWHERE!
By watching the teenybopper-rigged Total Request Live, I already know which stars will win the MTV Music Awards and the Grammy Awards.
by AYB April 06, 2003
A TOTAL Simp only hangs out with his girlfriend and never hangs out with his mates. He also denies being a TOTAL Simp.
Look over there its that TOTAL Simp Jackson Mammone hanging out with his girlfriend like usual and hes not hanging out with his mates, its such a dog move. What a TOTAL Simp
by Jackson Mammone where you at March 05, 2020
by Skajaro February 25, 2003
A total utter twat is someone who despite being frequently told that they aren't funny, continue to make shitty jokes about either boring or sensitive subjects.
John- i went for a 3 mile jog yesterday. 2 laps around Mike's mum!
Mike- Yeah thats hilarious. Even funnier the first 30 times you said it.
John- Your mum needs to rub herself in oil to get out of the bath!
Mike- I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, you total utter twat!
Mike- Yeah thats hilarious. Even funnier the first 30 times you said it.
John- Your mum needs to rub herself in oil to get out of the bath!
Mike- I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, you total utter twat!
by FresherThanAnApple March 29, 2011
A sarcastic statement used to mock someone's bad idea, pretty much saying it's not gonna work out like that.
Kid 1: "Oh man, my friend and I are gonna go get loaded it in the park!"
Kid 2: "Oh, well, I mean, the police station is right next door... But yeah, no, that's totally gonna happen."
Kid 2: "Oh, well, I mean, the police station is right next door... But yeah, no, that's totally gonna happen."
by Peter W.N. June 28, 2009
by mmmmmmBilly April 27, 2017
There I was, getting the best head of my life when I had a total eclipse of the shart, and ended up having to beat off instead
by Thisisnot myrealname August 22, 2017