Medway Shower

When a person or animal is subjected to the liquids given off by a chav, during a mugging or a similar crime. The liquids can contain anything from Alcohol and saliva to traces of semen.

Tom was walking in the street when he was mugged, during which he was subjected to a Medway shower.

by Medwaymate November 26, 2013

Shower Outage

When an individual goes to take a shower and realizes the water has been shut off.

Dan: "Did you change your mind about the shower?"

Lance: "No water came out when I turned the knob."

Dan: "Another shower outage? I'll call the water company."

by SpoCal10 February 22, 2010

utility shower

A shower during which one shaves, takes a shit, and masturbates.

I woke up 10 minutes before a meeting, so I had to take a utility shower.

by TrashDefiner October 11, 2016

Shower stamping

When you shit in the shower and stamp down on the shit into the drain.

To be more eco friendly after pissing in the shower I also shower stamping!

by Shower stamping loginlord January 9, 2021

Jacuzzi Shower

Jacuzzi shower: The act of standing or sitting under a shower of piping Hot water for elongated periods of time for no reason other than to bask in the warmth of the water. Simmilar to sitting in a jacuzzi pool.

It was cold in my apartment so i decided to take a jacuzzi shower to relax and warm-up. Jacuzzi Shower: The act of standing or sitting under a shower of piping Hot water for elongated periods of time for no reason other than to bask in the warmth of the water. Simmilar to sitting in a jacuzzi pool.

by Interiordestinations March 17, 2015

Shampoo Shower

Used by lazy and poor people, a shampoo shower is when you have no soap or body wash, but still need to clean. All you do is use shampoo instead of soap or body wash.

Andrew: Dude, why do you smell like coconuts?

Tom: Sorry, i had to take a shampoo shower this morning

by Woodhead!!!!!!!!! June 13, 2011

shower technique

when u take a shit but it's one of those ones where you wipe and it just never stops so you gotta squat in the shower and spray ur asshole to get rid of the poo

bro i used half a roll of toilet paper and this shit won't stop, gotta do the shower technique

by mu ying October 4, 2020