Fordman

Fordman is the master pimp. If you mess with him then he'll beat you like you owe child support beetches.

When i saw Fordman, two drops of pee came out!

by Chris February 8, 2005

aardvark folding

verb: the art of folding paper while riding an aardvark. Mostly done in Indo-China in the late 1800's. It was later banned by King Lyare because his youngest wife was caught aardvark folding with his former secretary.

Vic: So, dude? We gonna go aardvark folding later, or b'wut?

Blumbo: Nahh man i gotta go play my bagpipe!

by the 11th turtle May 20, 2009

American Eagle Tri-Fold

An American Eagle wallet that folds thrice but doesnt fold your money in a weird way. No joke.

"Dude, ask me how many times it folds!"
"Fuck you and your lame-core wallet."

by Don Johnson April 7, 2005

fold

fucking cold

It´s fold outside, eh?

by reueaglla December 26, 2009

fold

noun. describing something that has failed, as in a bad hand in cards.

he missed that shot! what a fold!

by JMUwkt December 28, 2005

folded

The act of being extrememly intoxicated, generally combining at least two or three different drugs. Also the following condition the next morning. General degredation of physical well being caused by excess.

How did I get so folded? I think I may have slept with a fat chick. That folded me too.

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Folded

The act of when smiling, folding the top lip and displaying the top gums.

Rod: "Dennis did a massive Folded"
Jimmy: "Those gums must have sunburn"

by Rampage O'Rourke June 3, 2011