Floor Biscuit

A Lazy Fatass that spends his time in bed,laying on the couch or on the floor doing absolute nothing in life and is gonna die eventually.

Rodger: " I feel so lazy today."
Maritza: " Your such a Floor Biscuit!"
Rodger: " Shut up babe!, You're gonna be next!"
Marizta: " Fuck you, no, I'm not you fucknugget!"

by RoadLiquor13 February 18, 2011

Flooring

When you take a strong dose of Ecstasy and can't do anything but sit/lay on the floor

I'm really fucked up I'm flooring

by Dingodango July 2, 2017

Sneakers On A Gym Floor

When u bang a chick for to long and her clit starts to sqeak.

Yo I was banging that chick last night and we where goin at it for hours! Her pussy started to sound like sneakers on a gym floor!

by Mr.Wigles September 11, 2009

FloorPlay

Dancing in an erotic manner where the intent is to get your partner sexually stimulated, perhaps to the point of orgasm. Surreptitious touching of erogenous zones is a key technique of floorplay. Variant of the word forplay.

Bill and Joanna had not yet had sex, which made the floorplay all the more delicious. When nobody was looking, He would grind his pelvic bone against her crotch and slide his hand down to her beautiful bottom.

by Bill gronos August 21, 2006

Floorplay

When there is not enough room on the bed, and you and your partner fall off onto the floor but continue to have sexual intercourse.

They were going at it so hard, they fell off the bed, so they just floorplayed it for the rest of the night.

by Joyzey November 9, 2008

The Floor Is Lava

The most epic game in exsistence. Involves to or more people. The game is started by one person shouting that "The floor is lava!" After that, all people surrounding must find higher grounds (chairs, couches, pillows, younger siblings) to save themselves. If you touch the ground, you die. The game can be started anywhere, and is often fun to play in crowded places, such as the mall or the movie theater.

"The floor is lava!"
(everyone screams and jumps onto chairs and old people)

by lavagirllovessharkboy November 28, 2009

floor wood

when a dude is out on the dance floor, grinding with someone, and he gets a hard-on. most commonly associated with 13 year olds, anime fans, and 30 year olds who still live in their parents' basements.

those girls were totally freaked out. i guess i'm the king of floor wood.

by Grant, Colin, and Dan February 20, 2006