A style of pants, worn only by the female gender and kids who had mothers that dressed them funny when they were kids.
I feel so bad for this guy I work with. His mom used to dress him in floods and he actually thinks they are dude's pants. I know a guy who should sell him his girl bike.
by JohnnyTTTT March 23, 2010
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by Mark and Anne February 25, 2008
Get the Flond mug.by TravyN February 12, 2019
Get the Flooding mug.As the vomit began to rise in my throat, I realized I had unknowingly entered a floud and it was too late to turn back.
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I walked past Joe and was hit head-on with a floud.
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I walked past Joe and was hit head-on with a floud.
by AlisonCanada December 12, 2008
Get the floud mug.Also a famous Stevie Ray Vaughn song, but this event occurs after a long day of drinking margaritas and other alcoholic beverages in Austin, TX, or any other Texas town. The offender passes out on your bathroom floor naked just having vomited in your tub and trying to conceal the faux pas by washing it down the drain. You subsequently wake up in a 2-3 inch lake in your house, apt, or hotel room from the resulting vomitus blocking the drain. Legal action will depend on the dwelling this was completed in.
Jake was so bombed on slippery nipples after the UT game he caused a Texas Flood and evacuted the whole second floor of my condo!!
by shakesNC February 14, 2007
Get the Texas Flood mug.When somebody excessively updates their status on facebook so many times that it drowns out the status' of others.
Person#1: Oh man, Steve won't stop posting status' about his girlfriend.
Person#2: Yeah, He's totally Flooding The Feed
Person#2: Yeah, He's totally Flooding The Feed
by TheTickTock October 10, 2011
Get the Flooding The Feed mug.The pinnacle of floor bonding, bondage, fondling, and sexy clowns. Happens around October of Freshman year.
Ankita "Are you guys flondling eachother?"
Marc: "Oh shit! caught in the act. . ."
Emily: "these drugs are crazy!"
Jesse: "STRIPPING TIME!"
Marc: "Oh shit! caught in the act. . ."
Emily: "these drugs are crazy!"
Jesse: "STRIPPING TIME!"
by Freshries October 24, 2011
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