Fish sausage supper

An illness derived from the act of sleeping with many skanky women, where the penis begins to smell of fish.

Alan had a great time at the party but woke up next to a stripper and soon discovered he had a fish sausage supper

by Chippy Banter March 16, 2010

fish molester

A fisherman who catches and keeps tiny fish .

Look at that fish molester he's keeping minnows hopefully the game warden catches him.

by imjustsayin33 April 12, 2019

Fish on Cotton

The action of vaginal discharge seeping onto cotton (or any other type of) knickers. Can also be used to describe the smell of an unclean lady garden.

Andie: "Darling, I think I might have an infection... Look..."

Sue: "Errrr fish on cotton!"

by ATwad February 7, 2010

Fish jenga

Fish Jenga (otherwise known as Trout Taekwondo or Salmon Stacking) is the art of stacking fish in a particular pattern, resembling that of the tabletop game Jenga.

"Me and Bryson were playing Fish Jenga last night, I lost."

by kazanya November 5, 2020

fish blanket

When a girl squirts on you while you are asleep.

Boyfriend: I slept well last night because it was warm, but it smelt like fish.

Girlfriend: Oh! I suppose you like my fish blanket!

by Ratatoullie March 12, 2016

fish frick

A thing fish say when they are upset or shocked.

If a salmon got caught by a bear it would probably say fish frick if it could talk.

by Whisper Wolf November 3, 2018

Fish Hook Theory

The theory that centrists and the far-right on the political spectrum are in-fact very close. Created in response to the Horseshoe theory equating the far-left to the far-right due to similar tactics (despite having fundamentally opposing beliefs), the theory states that centrists allowing the far-right to preach their beliefs will allow the far-right to grow greater and lead to the rise of fascism again; it suggests that centrists pave the way for fascism and so the two parties are part of the same problem. Whilst there have been cases made for this theory, it is mainly used to satirise and discredit the Horseshoe Theory.

If I'm gonna be forced to see thousands of people including mass media pushing the horseshoe theory, then I will make your eyes look at the Fish Hook Theory too.

by Louis Hypothetical February 4, 2018