Facebook

Preppy ass bitches & sluts get all the credit for being pretty because of make-up they cake on their face.

Preppy girl: Omg like I totes love putting all this make-up on and taking 3,000 pics and posting them to Facebook while all the douchebags like it and all the other preppy sluts like me tell me I'm so pretty!!!!!!!

by I Hate Facebook. September 6, 2011

facebook

1) cocaine, white, "cool stuff"

Dude, are trying to do some facebook tonight?

by Malec April 14, 2006

Facebook

Facebook is social networking,

alot of times it is used to wait time, and fufill bordum.

Facebook is a good way to "connect" with your friends & start drama. Nothing like two b**** fighting on facebook (:

Hey, can you go on facebook?
OMG, facebook is SOOOO the new myspace.
Ugh, havn't been on facebook in like 1234567890 days! :D

~ i can promise almost everyone who looks at this, has a facebook.!

by Kieferx3 March 13, 2010

Facebooked

To share something on Facebook.

I just Facebooked this Youtube video.

by MattC1977 December 4, 2010

Facebook

Facebook is the site you go to after jerking it.

Man im all worn out after that new porn site I found, better check my facebook before I crash.

by Giglerx May 13, 2013

Facebook

The reason why I can't get on with my life and put my phone down. Also where people document every action they make.

Bob: I am addicted to facebook!
Michelle: Get a life!

Bob: Wait, I need to put what you said on facebook!

Bob: *opens the facebook app*

by t_lly July 3, 2014

Facebook

A social media site originally used for updating friends and family of various aspects of users' lives but is now a convenient format for all those annoying old people to voice their political opinions.

Old Man: I hate Obama! Better post a million articles about it on Facebook!

by Moaloa January 23, 2016