fidgetation

The act of fidgeting incessantly

I had to get up and leave the bed because of my wife's fidgetation.

by Father Nature December 21, 2009

Fridge Bandit

A person who hates buying their own groceries, so they eat everyone else's. When caught in the act, they always feign ignorance. There is always an excuse for taking the food.

"The fridge bandit must have seen my chicken, because all of a sudden, it doesn't have any damn legs"

"I went to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but the damn fridge bandit done gone n' eaten my loaf"

by Bob Barker's Banana Plane November 17, 2011

Fidget Spinner

The actual physical form of cancer

Used to be used by ADD ADHD
Autism etc but now literally EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LIVING SOUL THINKS THEYRE COOL

Brad:yo check my fidget spinner out
Me: that's an autistic little toy
Brad: no it's not it helps me focus at (public area, school, elementary etc)

by RickC137 May 28, 2017

fidget spinner

The literal embodiment of Cancer

John: Andrew what did Janice get you for your birthday
Andrew: She gave me Cancer
John: Why would she go out of her way to get you a fidget spinner when she knows that you don't like them?, what next? Is she going to dab in public?

by garothehobo June 4, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A device marketed to help with ADHD and Autism but actually just gives the user extra chromosomes

Person 1: Check out my new fidget spinner

Person 2: Stop you are going to get too many chromosomes

Person 3: *(Inaudible)*

by 13345bob June 5, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A toy for kids with autism and ADHD
The internet Ruined it.
Fidget Spinners are now autistic.

My friends ran a fidget spinner company by 3dprinting fidget spinner

by SwagerGoldfish June 11, 2017

Fidget Fucking

When your male or female partner uses a fidget spinner on the woman's pussy to pleasure her instead of using your/her hands. Created in the 21st Century when some dipshit created a fucking fidget toy for the autistic kids. It became a smash hit and is uses every night by your dad on your mom's puss.

Last night, I was totally Fidget Fucking Linsey

by SpoonerBooner June 10, 2017