The annoying rule applying to Cougar Village, an on-campus student housing facility at the University of Houston, that says you can only use your Cougar ID to go to ONE FLOOR of the building, the floor you live on, and no other floor.
The elevators have magnetic strips where you have to swipe your ID in order to use the elevator. Sort of an overly-bureacratic security measure type thing.
The elevators have magnetic strips where you have to swipe your ID in order to use the elevator. Sort of an overly-bureacratic security measure type thing.
(Two people get into an evelator at Cougar Village and one guy swipes his card to go the third floor.)
Guy 2: Hey man can you hit 6 for me?
Guy 1: One-floor rule bra, sorry. I live on 3.
Guy 2: Man, fuck that.
Guy 2: Hey man can you hit 6 for me?
Guy 1: One-floor rule bra, sorry. I live on 3.
Guy 2: Man, fuck that.
by FuctButSects October 24, 2010
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The result on a females genitalia after having multiple numbers of sproglings children.
Useful for multitasking mothers.
Useful for multitasking mothers.
'Wow Michelle, how do you keep your floors so clean?'
'I just walk into a room and my floor cleaners do all the work.
'I just walk into a room and my floor cleaners do all the work.
by gemba August 1, 2011
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"Yo Rich, I heard you beat that cat's ass last night."
"Yeah, I threw him to the ground and floor checked his ass, and that was pretty much the whole fight. Bitch aint got SHIT on me, I'M THE MOTHER FUCKIN' JUGGERNAUT BITCH!"
"Yeah, I threw him to the ground and floor checked his ass, and that was pretty much the whole fight. Bitch aint got SHIT on me, I'M THE MOTHER FUCKIN' JUGGERNAUT BITCH!"
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Guy2: -And you assume I will simply eat these flooreo's, is that it?
Guy1: ...Well...will you?
Guy2: ...Hell yeah.
Guy2: -And you assume I will simply eat these flooreo's, is that it?
Guy1: ...Well...will you?
Guy2: ...Hell yeah.
by Dalek Sec December 27, 2007
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I mixed my special marinade and added a little garlic salt and lemon pepper to the chicken, then fried it up to a delicious lightly browned treat. I did not disclose my secret ingredient of floor spice that I inadvertanly added when my motor skills failed me in the kitchen. ground pepper
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Rodger: " I feel so lazy today."
Maritza: " Your such a Floor Biscuit!"
Rodger: " Shut up babe!, You're gonna be next!"
Marizta: " Fuck you, no, I'm not you fucknugget!"
Maritza: " Your such a Floor Biscuit!"
Rodger: " Shut up babe!, You're gonna be next!"
Marizta: " Fuck you, no, I'm not you fucknugget!"
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