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floast

The combination of being physically posted while floating to a new level mentally. A stress-free, highly contemplative lifestyle.
I tried to make Aaron angry but he was floasting way too much.
by jmille05 August 27, 2011
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Gucci flip flops

Over priced, normal, ugly flip flops(just go to target and get a comfortable pair)
The most stupid shoes in the word, Gucci flip flops.
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Flosshing

The use of a very thin penis to floss your teeth repeatedly, and then gurgle the splooge to rinse out your mouth
She hadn't brushed her teeth that morning, so she started flosshing with his penis while he was driving her to work.
by the definer of all March 7, 2011
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Flossophy

An obscure religion in which its followers promise to floss thrice a day, or otherwise incur the wrath of the Floss God, who will 'smite them down with rotten teeth all year round.'
I promise to floss thrice a day, for I am a follower of Flossophy.
by The Phlosophist October 18, 2015
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Flossy clit

More than average long hair around the clit causing a man to have his teeth flossed While performing oral sex.
I eat My girls flossy clit to save money on dental floss.
by Stonedogg June 17, 2018
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Hockey Flossing

Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.
'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'

'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'
by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013
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prayer flossin

The act of praying or doing some other religious activity so public that the prayer flosser is attempting to make themselves look "holy". It's often done on Facebook by people who are religious, usually by Christians but can also be done by Muslims or any other follower of a religion.
Trish thinks she's so holy but all she's doing is prayer flossin'!
by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014
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