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Falcon Punch

The sexual act of forcefully inserting a clenched fist, knuckles first, into a sexual orifice. Often this act is performed simultaneously in both the vaginal and anal cavities.
Tiara expressed her disappointment in Jerome's 3-inch cock. Jerome's retaliatory "Falcon Punch" left Tiara only desiring the smallest of penises.
by Captain_Falcon! January 24, 2009
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Blue Falcon

A general Marine Corps term, meaning "Buddy Fucker". It usually refers to a Marine who is supposed to use the "Buddy System", but chooses to leave his buddies hanging while he goes ahead without them.
Sgt Petey knew Sgt B would be arriving soon, but instead chose to leave without him..."What a Blue Falcon!"
by Sgt B April 16, 2008
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fagliche

When something is cliche in a homosexual way.
Greg always deep throats the joke in such a fagliche way.
by Nick Ehrlips May 6, 2013
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Failcation

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.
"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."
by shellandrill May 29, 2013
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Falcon-crow

To Falcon-crow is a sexual maneuver, often used by couples who want to be sexually adventurous.

After Falcon-crowing, it is usual to tell your significant other that you love them. This attempts to remove the disgust and distress caused by falcon-crowing.

To perform the Falcon-crow, ensure that the lights are off and you are both consenting adults. If not, ensure both parties sign and legal weavers which imply consent. Both parties should drink plenty of water and not have a full stomach. Cramp can occur after more than 10 minutes.

Falcon-crowing usually results in both parties no longer wanting to engage in further sexual exploration as they are either too soar or the cost of plucked feathers was too costly.
Red: How can I satisfy my wife in bed? She wants to be interesting.
Blue: Just Falcon-crow a bit and tell her you love her.
Red: Ka-kaw, Ka-kaw.
by Imoutthere. April 7, 2014
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Falco Flipping

Noun: the combination of Mushrooms, Ecstacy and the music 80s superstar Falco.
Yo bro, I was Falco flipping w/ur mom all nite long.
by jh_cbs October 30, 2014
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FalconCast

FalconCast was a word invented by Caillou Pettis & Nicholas Favel. Caillou & Nick made "FalconCast" the name of their on-going YouTube show too.
I watched 5 episodes of FalconCast in a row last Saturday!
by XxTwistedFalconXx April 28, 2015
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