Special ex

It’s an ex partner whom you’re still having meaningless, recreational sex with.

When I want to rip off a dirty porn style piece of ass, I call my special ex, Kellie, she’s the only one that’s enough of a dirty slut to do that shit.

Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!

by Richter Ass November 28, 2019

Fed-Exing

The waiting for or provoking of a couple's breakup in order to take the ex boyfriend or girlfriend.

As soon as Carla and James broke up, Jake finished with his Fed-exing and took Carla while she was weak. Jake is a dick.

by DaneGilly November 2, 2010

household ex

Household ex is when your parents loved your partner so much that they decided to adopt him/her after the breakup.

You: Who's that guy?
Your gf: Thats my ex bf, he moved in when we broke up, he is my household ex.

by Strumpstr January 5, 2023

Texting Ex

1. Someone that you used to text.

2. Ex-Girlfriend in an online relationship.

You texting Meghan anymore?

Nah, she's my texting ex now.

You still using that online dating website?

Nah, my online girlfriend became my texting ex.

by Meeks123 March 8, 2014

ex-twin

1) girls who became friends and then learned they have the same ex

2) girls who became friends after breaking up with a guy cheating on them

3) girls who both hate their ex (they have the same ex obviously) and bonded over that

"ally is my ex-twin and my bestie!"

by thesneeky1 May 21, 2016

Exception Ex

The Ex who is an exception to date again.

I'm dating my exception Ex now.

by Jigsaw0203 October 28, 2017

Pre-ex

Pre-ex refers to your ex boyfriend/girlfriend before the break up. Many people get confused when someone refers to their ex if they are talking about before or after the break up.

If a person says, "My ex burned my house down" you wouldn't know if the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down while they were still dating and that's why they broke up or if they broke up and then the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down.

Bro 1: Bro I made out with my Pre-ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, so who you making out with now?

vs

Bro 1: Bro I made out with my ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, you getting back together?

by Kentviknesh July 19, 2018