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An over-scripted, over-acted piece of rubbish found only on the web site "Funny or Die." Not to be confused with actual FUNNY "Funny or Die" content.
Shake your sillies out is easy to learn and adorable to watch. But according to new research, there's only one problem: it doesn't work. Now a Funny or Die exclusive!
by Cheetahmen March 27, 2011
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The Rock-afire Explosion

When a girl eats pizza out of a guy’s asshole while giving him a reach around in the middle of a Chuck E Cheese during a Munch's Make Believe Band concert.
Guy: Becky took me to Chuck E Cheese for my birthday and gave me the Rock-afire Explosion!
Friend: Nice bro, happy birthday!
Guy: Thanks bro
by Neo1220 September 24, 2021
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Butthole Explosion

Whilst getting f'd in the a, inside of a hot tub, diarrhea involuntarily sprays out your rectum.
Drunk Girl in Hot Tub: Holy shit, i think im gonna (butthole explosions), OMG ahhahaha.

Everybody else: WTF?????? That bitch is fuckin whack.
by Kin Versoni June 7, 2007
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Casually Exclusive

refers to an ambiguous relationship agreement whereby both parties mutually agree to only "sleep" with each other on a casual basis, but have not made their intimate relationship publicly known. This relationship agreement is characterized by minimal or no PDA (Public Display of Affection).

In addition, the parties may go out to dinner, movies etc. They may even meet the each other's friends. And yet, the person is introduced by their first name, no last name. Neither person is bound to the other. Most importantly, there are no long, drawn out telephone conversations with each other, the phone is used merely to establish a date and time for the next meeting. Everything is in the semblance of having a relationship, minus the PDA and commitment. This agreement can be terminated at anytime.

Typically, it is established early on that one person wants to have a casually exclusive agreement, and the other party will either comply or not.
This ambiguous relationship agreement is above “f**k buddies” or “bed buddies” and is one below dating.
Sample Introduction to friends: “This is Jeremy, my friend.”

Sample Request for a Casually Exclusive Agreement: “Hey, you’re great. We have fun together, but I just don’t have the time for a serious commitment. Let’s say we have a casually exclusive agreement? Whereby, we agree to only sleep with each other – for the sake of safe sex, but let’s keep it light and casual. We can call each other when we have time, and have get together when we can. We can still go out to dinner and all that fun stuff, but I’m really not big into PDA’s. So what do you think? You game?”
by Dr. Sheldon Cooper July 16, 2009
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Explosion

What you say after giving someone a highfive as if your high five was so epic it bent the laws of reality and exploded with no negative consequence.
Brandon: "ADRIAN"

Adrian: "BRANDON"

*high five*

Brandon/Adrian in unison: "EXPLOSION!"
by nom nom nom llama brains December 2, 2010
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Exclusive

Used between a few close friends in a social setting to refer to a juul, vape, or smoking device that only those two are using. It can be because you dont fw the other people there or becausethe pod/cart is almost out. Whatever the reason, the exclusive is something that will not be shared with the other people at the event. Usually the friends who are using it will call it “the exclusive” because they dont want to say “pass the juul” in front of a bunch of fiends.
Bro, I’m fiending right now. Gimme the exclusive.

I just copped a pack of mint pods! Dont tell anybody else though, its the exclusive for the night.
by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019
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Expansive Repulsive Disorder

n. Affliction causing an individual to appear reasonably attractive in their facebook thumbnail image, but downright hideous when the same image is viewed full size. Abbr. E.R.D.
Her thumbnail looked really good so I friended her. Turns out she has a really bad case of Expansive Repulsive Disorder.
by Tagz November 23, 2010
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