Elephant Spout 

Thee act of taking a water noodle with a best bud and inserting your cock into both sides of the noodle playing a little tug of war type game where who ever pisses harder wins and the loser is stuck with some nice hot cider dripping down their legs

So me and my bro were sick of the same old same old and tried the elephant spout with the nieghborhood kids kicking their asses they sucked major dick calling them Miles Davis

Elephant Spout by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011

elephant flaps 

when two naked female elephants fuck soo much they engulf each other in their loose vaginal lobe flaps.

when i was on a trip in a safari i saw the most horrible elephant flaps!!

elephant flaps by BATGIRL&NIGHTWING July 19, 2013

Elephant Noose 

a man with a large enough schlong to choke an elephant, a baby elephant, but an elephant none the less.

"why is that girl in a wheelchair?"
"she had sex with elephant noose"

Elephant Noose by timbo slice May 21, 2013

Elephant Goo 

When one tries to say I love you across a room, Elephant Goo is the perfect back up in case she/he doesn't love you back

Steve: *miming* I love you
Mark: What?
Steve: I said Elephant Goo

Elephant Goo by Prophecy877 December 9, 2013

Elephant Man Movie Syndrome 

What happens when a person watches a movie "based" on a true story and believes everything that happened in that movie is actually true.

The fact that many people think that Joseph Merrick's name was actually John Merrick is a case of Elephant Man Movie Syndrome.

Elephant Man Movie Syndrome by everythingannoysme April 30, 2014

Elephant promises

When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.

Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.

Elephant promises by Smithsonian Scratch November 21, 2014

Elephant eyes 

The scars of male injection drug users who shoot up into their groin

My veins be all gone due to shooting them damn pills, now I got the elephant eyes

Elephant eyes by Dr Merkin May 25, 2015