droofpick

one who flops out of their chair in the library and makes a rucus at the sight of a small, non-intimidating bug

Nicole was such a droofpick last night!

by Chickennoodles at night May 4, 2011

Droogle

A contraction of "drool" + "ogle" -- to drool while ogling an attractive person. Commonly used as a form of lascivious flattery.

Dan's single word post at Alex's newly posted photo on Facebook said it all -- "Droogle!"

by Konundrummer November 4, 2011

Droom

(v) To have an ongoing, noncommittal, sexual relationship with a bartender who works at a strip club.

It's been rough living in Des Moines, but I've been drooming since I got here. All's well!

by Reverend Ryan November 11, 2012

drool log

the male ruining tool used when forcing a girl to drool

put my drool log in your mouth

by need4speed November 29, 2013

drool amnesty

n. Generally a player on a rival team so attractive that it would be impossible NOT to lust after them.

A prime example (for Madridistas, at least) is Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Abby: Did you see the Portugal-Sweden match last night? I couldn't take my eyes off Zlatan!
KJ: I know! There's a reason Zlatan is part of my drool amnesty, even if RMA will probably face PSG come UCL season.

See also Cristiano Ronaldo, Steven Gerrard, Kaka, and other footballers

by KJinEnglish December 4, 2013

droopage

Describes a girthy cock that is so long that when it is erect it actually droops like a rainbow.

That guy Zig has such a big shlong that it has droopage. PJC.

by White falcon March 16, 2014

droops

After a night of heavy drinking, your going to eventually shit out the toxins, Drunk poops shortened, droops!

Where is your bathroom? Im about to destroy that toilet with my droops!

by kara joy March 3, 2015