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Does the carpet match the drapes?

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:
"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."
by ahelpfulstranger May 15, 2016
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uzi does it

Synonymal for Easy Does It. Mostly applies to gang war-fare in which firearms are presnt.
Gangsta: Cracka,where that mo-fuckin' electric lettuce you promised ma ass??!
Thug: *cracks knuckles*
Cracks: *pulls out Uzi* "Negro ya ass gone have to wait a minute, uzi does it."
by Niloc June 3, 2005
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3 dressed up as a 9

on a scale of one to ten, a woman who actually would rate a three presenting superficially as if she were a nine.
"Well you can say what you like
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me

You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."

-Trooper
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.
Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...
by Nick D February 10, 2003
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dress up friday

A declaration of independence from dress down Friday.
Instead of suit and tie, everyone seems to have jeans with some sort of colorful t-shirt.
This defeats the purpose of heterogeneity.

To avoid this, you dress up to stand out and achieve personal relief that you look different then all the other people.
Thus, achieving the original intention of dress down Friday.
Worker 453:
Hey everyone, look at that square Jonas sporting a tie!

Worker 264:
*smile and nod* dress up friday, amigo.
by T. Polkinghorne August 13, 2008
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George Bush doesn't care about black people

Tyrome: Yo bitch, dat look just like a George Bush doesn't care about black people!

Jyrome: 'eyo son I'm a negro staight up dat white ass boy gonna get popped by Kanye!

Tyrome: FRIED CHICKEN N' HOT SAUCE FO TONIGHT SONNN!
by gangstanaut October 9, 2005
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cfm dress

Come fuck me dress. A sexy dress worn by a female who is looking for a no strings attached encounter
I went home with the girl wearing the CFM dress and we had a great time. I never did get her name or phone number.
by Frankie Boothe April 26, 2010
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