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pearl diver

"yo cookie, last night you were the best pearl diver who eva dived on deez nuts"
by monk&miss January 29, 2006
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Lemon Diver

A guy that drinks the lemonade in a lemonparty.
Erez, Ranman and James were engaging in an intense lemon party. Erez was thirsty so he dived for lemons.
by Dom Fernandes April 14, 2004
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muppet diver

a lesbian who "goes down" her sex partner, and licks the clitoris

MawMaw's definition of a muff diver
That muppet diver munches that raunchy love rug all through the night.
by jared jones November 22, 2007
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dilver

another word for gronk, retard, gimp. It can be thrown around as a general insult
Oh my god, stop being such a dilver.

errr you dilver

f*** off dilver
by Tort_MS February 9, 2009
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Rhino Diver

A person who blows morbidly obese fat dudes for pennies, for the purpose of collecting enough pennies to roll up and shove up his own ass to satisfy his sick pleasure
I heard Mike is the biggest Rhino Diver ever, every saturday night he is Rhino Diving
by TheGreatOne86 November 14, 2010
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deep-sea diver

bus driver's nickname for people, mainly old or hard-of-walking, who have to get off the bus backwards, hence like a deep-sea diver would get off a boat.

now becoming a rare site due to the widespread use of low-floor, easy access buses. but can still be witnessed on the odd bus route operated with step-entrance buses, or coaches. national express seem to get a lot of this particular type of passenger.

generally these people will be the first to get up, and will be waiting by the door as the bus arrives at their stop. they will then proceed to turn around and move extremely slowly, whilst other exasperated passengers stand patiently waiting, wondering why he/she couldn't have just waited for everyone else to get off first.
"sorry I'm late, i had one of them bastard deep-sea divers holding me up, taking her time to get off"

"we've had a complaint. you apparently didnt stop to pick up Mrs. xxxxx this morning"
"thats because she's a deep-sea diver, and i was running late"
by kennygetmezantac August 23, 2011
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Dirt diver

He came back from his tour in the Navy a dedicated dirt diver.
by Jinaid July 18, 2011
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