Guy: Let's go to my place....
Tabitha: Where do live?
Guy: Close.
Tabitha: Walking distance?
Guy: Better!
Tabitha: Cartwheel distance?
Tabitha: Where do live?
Guy: Close.
Tabitha: Walking distance?
Guy: Better!
Tabitha: Cartwheel distance?
by Em Dash March 10, 2011
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a very rare flu in which the user becomes distablised.While distabled, the user fails at lifes most basic tasks, despite how easy they are.The host of distabled is smelly and a loner.
a very rare flu in which the user becomes distablised.While distabled, the user fails at lifes most basic tasks, despite how easy they are.The host of distabled is smelly and a loner.
"oh god i missed that soccer ball at the goals and it was going slowly.....i pulled a stables, and now have the sickness, also known as being distabled
by Kool cat May 24, 2005
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Someone who distracts others, themselves and/or are distracting in general. They can distract through various means, all involved with the purpose of not getting work/homework etc finished.
Wow, I'm totally being a distractasaurus right now!
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Geeze, Amanda. Stop going on Facebook and being a such a distractasaurus!
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Geeze, Amanda. Stop going on Facebook and being a such a distractasaurus!
by Brinleigh R January 5, 2008
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Get the Distonculous mug.Kimiko was distractipated by the giant anvil about to fall on her head.
Britty was distractipated by her shirtless husband, Valo.
Britty was distractipated by her shirtless husband, Valo.
by KimikoNyanChan May 9, 2009
Get the Distractipated mug.This occurs when you need to be working with someone else, listening to music, watching television, or doing something else while doing academic work in order to help you focus better
by blitz425 November 13, 2009
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Mortimer: "How did you miss that easy 8-ball shot?"
Winston: "Thaddeus distracturbated me with the pool cue!"
Winston: "Thaddeus distracturbated me with the pool cue!"
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