Dilophosorepuss

Referring to the dinosaur that spits a tar like substance at Newman (from Seinfeld) in Jurassic Park (the Dilophosaurus), this term occurs when a male is banging a chick, then pulls out moments before climax and breaks both of her elbows (preferably in Steven Segal fashion) and then finishes by pumping off all over her face. Her arms will then be limp and incapacitated, her hair will expand and freeze to either side of her head by way of the semen, and her shriek will mimic a dinosaur, making her appearance akin to the aforementioned Dilophosauraus.

Dude: I kind of feel bad for nutting on my girlfriends face last night.

Friend: Don't. I broke my bitches elbows and then nutted on her. Made her look like a Dilophosorepuss.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

Dillon

Fuckboy

Dillon is a fuckboy. Smooth as butter though

by Girlygirlkem93 July 22, 2017

Dillon

He is a motherfucker who has no friends and has no life and wants to kill him self

Dillon is a bitch

by Icysf October 1, 2017

dillon hodges

A person that looks like a human thumb, resembles the Thump people from Spy Kids. My future husband.

look, its a Dillon Hodges.

by GucciGangDawson December 20, 2017

Dillon

A dude who looks like a damn chick. Dillon screams 9 octave notes that not even Maria Carey can reach for no apparent reason at all. Has a huge ass crush on a drama queen who severely needs to get hit in the head with a brick written ‘common sense’ on it. Dillon has multiple accounts of sexual harassment and is now a sex offender in 32 states.

Dude 1: damn that girl can hit those high notes
Dude 2: ....... that’s dillon

by Litle litle louoooo January 1, 2018

Dillon Flower

A sweet amazing guy who will allways be with you when your down. He is so sweet

Girl 1: Hey have you seen my boyfriend

Girl 2: Yeah he is a total Dillon Flower

by Ethan Holloway January 28, 2018

dillon vega

A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.

Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !

Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.

Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.

by Sloauch. May 14, 2018