donut dick

When in an attempt to insert a semi erect penis into the vaginal tunnel, the penis curls up like a donut.

"Yo dude i was trying to nail this fat chick but my brain wouldnt let me get it up i had DONUT DICK!"

by Alec and Steve April 20, 2008

Flag

Get the donut dick mug.

big floppy donkey dick

Just what it sounds like....

"That donkey has a really big, floppy dick!"

by xenowhacker June 2, 2004

Flag

Get the big floppy donkey dick mug.

Related Words

Dicky Doo • Dicky dobber • dicky dog • dicky doink • dicky dong • Dicky-Don't • dicky doopy • Dicky doufis • Ricky Dicky Doo Dah Grimes • Assflap Dicky Douche

dough dick

man who cant get an erection, soft as putty;

pit it away dough dick, ur fucking useless, i would rather sit oan ma finger!

by angie and lynne February 6, 2007

Flag

Get the dough dick mug.

1. In the US Army, a donkey dick is a fuel spout for a 5 gallon fuel can.

2. In the US Navy, specifically for AD's (Aviation Machinists Mates) who work on Engine and Fuel systems, the donkey dick is a tool to pressurize fuel lines.

3. Also in the Navy, specifically at TACAMO Squadrons VQ3 and VQ4, the term donkey dick is used to describe the pin that connects the aircraft nose wheels to the steering wheel.

AT2: Yo, did you remove the donkey dick before we started the move?

AMAN: Yes AT2.

AT2: OK so then what was that loud pop I just heard when we started turning?

AMAN: *gulp*

by Jp331 March 19, 2021

Flag