Ms Dew

The biggest bird that loves coca cola

Brenda : have you seen ms dew today with her glasses ?
Bertha : YES ! *Laughs*

by Luvvmyselfsmsm March 4, 2023

Pookie-Dew

A perfect being. The I only thing God put on earth that is perfect with a mohawk.

Look at him he is wonderful and absolute a pookie-Dew

by Team winning 2314 June 6, 2025

Mountain Dew legend

The nasties shittiest drink known to man. It’s just watered down starry which is already the Shittiest fucking drink known to man.

Yo bro I got some Mountain Dew legend wanna try it?
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry

by spearmint5um March 8, 2023

hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !

Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.

by Blu_leef January 15, 2024

DEW

Directed Energy Weapon - AKA Cuban Syndrome or in medical field High Intensity Focused Ultra Sound (HIFU) - used in oil industry to inspect for cracks also - WMD used on citizens to get assets by hidden faction called Kangaroos because they hide stuff in their pockets when nobody is looking - & if you do look? - you get kicked with DEW - New Alternate "tax" Policy in America - pay up or get Alzheimer's with energy spectrum weapon - better have a spectrum analyzer handy

Those congressional junk yard dogs in justice department just dogdewed all over them - Kangaroo DogDEW on you if you don't buy

by General Thatway December 7, 2021

log dew

Dew that comes from a log and is very tasty with beans on toast.

Waiter, can I have some more log dew please it is very nice?

by Meldrew Eyebrows May 3, 2018

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets

The go to food choice of

Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can

Be seen as a bonus and side dish.

Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.

by Blu_leef February 15, 2024