designated drunk

Person in a group designated to drink and act like a fool for the immense enjoyment of others.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

San Deigo CHAHGAHZ

future winner of the SUPABOWL TWO THOUSAND AND FOUR cuz they got DROO BEEZSE and LADANIAN TOMLINSON. don't worry, the'll win that shit

whos gonna win the SUPABOWL TWO THOUSAND AND FOUR?

the San Deigo CHAHGAHZ

by J 2 da P December 22, 2004

designated drunk

Opposite of designated driver. Person who is always drunk when going out. There can be more than one, and there usually is. Denoted by the abbreviation DD, and can therefore be confused with designated driver.

Bri: I'm tired of being the DD all the time.
Micah: You mean the designated drunk? You threw up all over yourself last time.

by notadd December 9, 2008

Degner

To mercilessly violate the personal space of another person by rubbing the shoulders. Always shamelessly sexual, seemingly innocent, and always unwanted.

If you don't lock the door, Dan will wander in and degner all of us!

by hughjanus6969 May 2, 2016

designer stubble

Similar to "BEARD" which can describe any "sudo-straight" relationship, This is reserved for use to describe celebrities only.

When a celebrity gay male has a beard - this is known as "DESIGNER STUBBLE"

Tom Cruise was spotted with "Designer Stubble" at the premiere of War of the Worlds.

by Peter Falloon July 4, 2005

dein

the end of my dick, bitch.

You need to stop with all that jibba-jabba and start talking to dein.

by warpd March 3, 2004

Graphic Design

noun: A field of educational study common to American universities, colleges, business schools, tech schools and art institutes loosely fusing the fundamentals of art and design with the sex appeal of the latest Macintosh technology. Vastly popular throughout the '90s and appealing to middle-class safety parents with creative children too fearful, money-obsessed and talent-lacking to pursue Fine Arts.

My kid is studying Graphic Design. He wants to buy an iMac so he can use 'Adobe'

What's your Major? Graphic Design. That's cool! Me too!

by 77jim April 8, 2011