Rolls-Royce Defender

A Rolls-Royce Defender is a central defender with a commanding presence and effortless physical dominance. This player wins tackles and out-wrestles his opponents and makes defending look easy, pretty much the definition of Liverpool’s Virgil Van Dijk.

Paul: Did you see Van Dijk’s performance against United?

Chris: He was untouchable, he’s a Rolls-Royce defender, the best in the world.

by Deathcabforeli August 29, 2021

defenestrate

to eject someone from a window

"piss me off and i shall defenestrate you"
"we wouldn't want anything happening to your fenestrates now would we

by Rex Mundi January 28, 2004

defensive dating

Only making a move when one sees an opening. Sometimes mistook as chivalry, sometimes mistook as being a pansy. Always rewards for flirtatious and engaging behaviour.

Sally: We've gone out twice now and you haven't even kissed me. Are you into me or not?
David: I'm defensive dating, and you didn't seem all that interested in getting physical.
Sally: Kiss me, you fool.
David: Awesome.

by gimmickless December 3, 2009

Defanation

Definition of a nation.

Capitalism is the defanation of America.

by Tayfletch March 25, 2013

chewbacca defense

A straw man argument featured on the popular series South Park.

My client was found with blood all over his clothes and a gun in his hand, but because Kelogg's the breakfast of champions, you must find him not guilty.

by Exitium March 29, 2005

defunctifying

verb. : the action in which a person makes something that is functioning to be il void, or non-functioning. Making something screwed up; you are messing up your life to where you are unable to function properly.
adj: something is screwed up or not in proper function.

verb example: "Mark is defunctifying his life."; Adjective example: "That book is defunctifying."

by Kat Loutrel and Mariah October 25, 2006

Defunke

You are so funk that if you danced with a broomstick you would make it funkay

She is so defunke that she made my broomstick funkay

by Paige Broomstick December 25, 2013