Dork Circle

When a group of unattractive dorks trap and surround one really hot girl. Each dork will try to look cool by posing or trying to talk cool because they know they have no real shot at getting her.

David: Did you ask that girl out?

Kyle: No, she was trapped in a dork circle, the last thing she wanted was another guy trying to make advances on her.

by thebottombitch May 10, 2011

dork corks

tiny earphones which hang in your ears

Helen is wearing her dork corks so she won't hear that truck which is about to run over her.

by june t July 11, 2011

Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.

We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.

by Skulldogman February 7, 2017

dork wrench

Noun. A geek’s favorite tool. Whenever a geek fixes something he uses a dork wrench.

Geek: pass that dork wrench. Friend: The what?

Geek: the dork wrench. Aka my favorite tool

by B-rizzle June 9, 2019

Dork's Opinion

Complete and utter trash

Person 1: Did you know dork said cinnamon toast crunch is better than krave
Person 2: Doesnt Matter because that's Dork's Opinion, its completely useless

by Not Eric Luong November 12, 2020

Dork Stamp

When someone firing a gun fails to control the recoil and has the scope hit them in the face. Also known as scope eye, scope bite, or eye ring.

"You'll get a dork stamp if you aren't ready for the recoil."

by slickity doo dah March 21, 2023

Dork On

To do something nerdy. To study.

Its about time I get my dork on

by Chris Grose March 18, 2005