Post Nut Depression

When you cum and then the high from masturbating wears off and you're depressed again

"Man, I went to rub one out cause I was mad depressed, but now I got post nut depression."

by psudeom July 10, 2022

deepression

The darkest most painful level of depression.

Complete and utter sadness

I can't believe after half our lives together, over 20 years, she just walked out. I'm just stuck in this deepression, man!

by Alabaster Croti September 25, 2011

CRiPpLinG dEpREsSiOn

A type of mental disorder that often involves self-destructive impulses, suicidal thoughts, and lack of interest and the will to live that is, in contrast to normal depression, chronic and can very negatively affect the health of someone with such disorder.

Though it is not an actual category of depression recognized by medical institutions and experts, the phrase "I have crippling depression" has been popularized through a short video clip by the meme machine that has recently polluted the Internet community with vulgar trends (along with several other figures, who will be not mentioned due to the irrelevance to this topic), commonly known as idubbbz.

This phrase can be used to respond every and any type of question, statement, command, information, situation, or argument.

Peggy: "Did you hear that the Eiffel Tower was destroyed by dynamites from Uruguay?"
Gertrude: "I have crippling depression."

Lachlan: "Through this, I can assure you that the population of Easter Island mainly consists from the Dutch from Holland, the Irish from Ireland, and the Lapdancers from Lapland."
Donathan: " I have crippling depression."

Doverson: "This is just another pathetic attempt to be funny. This entire thing was all unfunny, you're just trying to make a funny Urban Dictionary entry on a dead meme. You're just hopeless. This is the cringiest thing..."
Jass: "I have crippling depression."

by Vixtellion April 11, 2017

manic depresion

Manic depression is a bipolar mental disorder with varying periods of high highs and low lows. Sufferers of manic depression have both depresion and anxiety. Sufferers also sometimes have mood swings (happy one minute and depressed or scared another minute). see anxiety and also depression.

Those with manic depression often will have anxiety attacks for a period of time followed by a period of depression.

My manic depression makes me a paranoid, angry, and happy recluse.

by rabidwolf May 13, 2005

Postfartum Depression

The feeling of remorse, disgust, or overall awkwardness that comes over an individual or group after someone farts, usually used when the flatulence has ruined the mood or flow.

The night was going great until Micky farted and everyone got postfartum depression.

by DEER0123 October 22, 2010

Obsession depression

The state of mind you fall into after obsessing about something for so long that when you finally obtain/achieve it you are left feeling hollow rather than satisfied.

Man, my mate jake has been obsessing for so long about getting a new car that he's suffering from obsession depression now that he's got it!

by NFC1 October 1, 2010

Sunday Depression

That feeling one gets on a Sunday when they know they have to go back to school and/or work the next day. Procrastination on a Sunday can also cause Sunday Depression, because doing work for school can make one depressed and get them into a "Damn it, I don't want to go to school tomorrow" feeling. People with Sunday Depression may have a frown on their face, get butterflies in their stomach, appear to be stressed or nervous, etc. This feeling does not normally occur when there is no school on Monday due to some kind of holiday.

Eddie: Hey man, what's wrong with you? You look down.

Vincent: I just don't want to go to class tomorrow and I still need to finish a paper for English.

Eddie: Sounds like you have a bad case of Sunday Depression.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ September 10, 2010