Cucumber.r

The person named kris with 90 subs on YT that draws

Hi Kris aka cucumber.r

by Cucumber.r November 14, 2019

The Mighty Cucks

A Cucking cult that has banded to form a hockey team. On week days they fuck each others wives much like a swingers club, except its weird cause they are in the room jacking off. The only requirement is while in the act of cucking that you must place two pringles between your lips imitating a ducks beak, and must break the chips when dropping off your tiny insignificant sub-par little load. On the weekends they play puck. "Nothing is stronger than brotherhood" - Freud

Dont hang around those guys unless you wanna fuck wives and it chill. Those are the Mighty Cucks.

by OMG its Cuck Guy February 24, 2018

creamy cucumber salad

First you take a cucumber and stick it up a womans ass until its stuck. Then very gently stick two spoons in between her asshole and the cucumber. Next take creamy ranch dressing and squirt it between the spoons. Next with a spork gently dig the cucumber out piece by piece and make her eat it.

Tom tied up his wife jane, stuck a cucumber in her ass and she enjoyed a delightful creamy cucumber salad.

by ranchanator February 25, 2010

Anus cucumber

Well the simple definition to this coplex word is when a person is being "silly" or "retarded" or a "carli" or mainly a "michael". An Anus Cucumber can really be anyone. Anyone who is willing to take their best friends phone and take a picture of their ass. I myself am an Anus Cucumber. Proud of it. Now be sure not to mispell this fine phrase by doing this "What an Anis Cucumequre" or something of that nature... So go ahead! Take your best friends phone! She dont need it! Feel free to use this term when need to! I mean an anus cucmber is the friggen best way to tell your lover " You are one sexxxxy beast" Spice this phrase over anything you say! You wanna be cool...just say it...everyone else is doing it..comeon you`ll like the way way it makes you feel.

Note:Never look at picture of an anus through Google Image...

Gosh Michael! You are such an Anus Cucumber!!!
Mr.Justin Hagerman is an Anus cucumber!!!

by Jesseanne December 14, 2008

slice your cucumbers

1. to squeez ure testis in a slicin manner

"Have you ever sliced your cucumbers, Matt?"

by kram.shost inc January 8, 2005

Cucumber dick

A cucumber dick is a way of telling a guy they have no dick and they've obviously shoved a cucumber down their trousers. Usually used in a context to make a boy go on the defensive because all he cares about is his penis.

Girl 1: James is such a dick
Girl 2: Yeah, he totally has a cucumber dick

by Pixies February 19, 2015

Sea Cucumber

A long, massive terd that is set afloat in one sitting.

Dude, i just launched a huge sea cucumber! it was HUGE!

by La'Sarah January 12, 2008