crusty shit

shit that is really dried up and will crumble if you step on it.

Crusty shit that's found on the seat of an old outback dunnycan.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Crusty Cunt Flaps

A female's fanny lips after a heavy menstrual cycle

Can be used as an insult for someone is a complete fanny

Holy fuck, her crusty cunt flaps where fuckin hummin

Ya fuckin crusty cunt flap

by Hobo Dave December 7, 2006

Crusty

Crusty means Sketchy or dangerous. It can mean not very well made or poorly constructed. It can also be used by saying something is not healthy.

I don't want to walk across that dock man, its pretty crusty.

(looking at the poorly constructed building)

Man: That's crusty...

by DillOlive September 30, 2011

crusty box

An older woman who is not attactive but thinks that she is.

I can not believe that fred thinks crusty box is fresh!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Crusty Milkshake

This is the process by which a male ejaculates into the anus of an individual of nondescript gender persuasion who has been suffering from chronic herpes. Said male then proceeds to lick the aforementioned creamy man juice from the crusted orifice.

Skank: would you mind examining my rectum with your tongue, good sir?
Good Sir: Not all m'dear. I do so love a crusty milkshake with my biscuits.

by Gentlemanjuice February 9, 2010

Crusty Crouton

When a girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe. After a while the shit crusts on her asshole and becomes very hard. Someone then proceeds to eat out her ass.

Man #1: Man it's such a mess in the kitchen.

Man #2: Why, you over cook the roast?

Man #1: No, I had one of Becky's famous crusty croutons.

by beedo202 December 20, 2010

crusty toe jammer

Neglecting to wash one's feet for long enough for them to stink like sour tit milk and proceeding to jam your a toe into any hole of the human body. Preferably the big toe for maximum penetration. Also, wiggling of the toe is not required but is a nice touch.

Jake: Dude I have been walking barefoot everyday for the past 2 years since I became a homeless man.

Pat: That's awesome, I see you haven't trimmed those toenails in a few years either

Jake: Hell yea. Best part is that hott ass hobo slut Janine said she was in the mood for a crusty toe jammer and I get to pick the hole!

by bballpj28 January 18, 2012